31_days | [17-Jan-2008] [Oh My Goddess!] He Can Explain

Title: He Can Explain
Challenge: 17-Jan-2008 "I can only tell you my side of the story"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Adult humor.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

"Let me get this straight," Urd said to Belldandy. "You found Keiichi and Peorth together, naked in the bathroom, with some clothespins, five gallons of warm maple syrup, and a glockenspiel... and yet, you accepted Keiichi's lame excuses?"

"Urd?" asked Belldandy. "Do you know how many times I've found Keiichi in a compromising position with another woman?"

Urd rubbed her neck. "Oh... it's gotta be a few dozen, by now."

"And how many times has Keiichi been to blame?" Belldandy asked.

"Not once," Urd admitted.

"Even if I didn't trust Keiichi completely," Belldandy said, "the odds are in my favor."