31_days | [11-Jan-2008] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Worldwide Pants

Title: Worldwide Pants
Challenge: 11-Jan-2008 "life, what is it but a dream?"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi (mentioned), Itsuki, Kyon
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Possible adult humor.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

"Itsuki?" asked Kyon. "Do you think Haruhi might have just 'rebooted' the world again? Or maybe I'm just having another crazy dream..."

"I haven't seen or heard anything unusual," Itsuki said cheerfully. "Why do you ask?"

"Oh, no reason," Kyon said sarcastically. "It's just that the two of us, along with every other man on the planet, AREN'T WEARING ANY PANTS!!"

Itsuki threw his arm over Kyon's shoulder in a far too friendly way. "Why, Kyon! You say that as if it were a bad thing."

Kyon whimpered to himself. "Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake UP!!"