[9-Jan-2008] [Noir] Caller ID Unavailable

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Title: Caller ID Unavailable
Challenge: 9-Jan-2008 "'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that’s the great puzzle"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Kirika, Mireille
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Noir © Bee Train / ADV Films.

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Mireille answered a call on her cell phone. "Hello?" she said. "...hello? Who is this?"

"...I do not know," a small sad voice slowly answered. "My entire life, up til now, has been a complete fabrication. I do not know my real name. I do not know where I was born. I have no family, no friends, and no real home. And I shall very likely be killed before much longer, and then I shall be forgotten in an unmarked grave..."

"When placing a phone call," an extremely annoyed Mireille said, "the proper response is, 'Hello Mireille, this is Kirika'."