31_days | [4-Jan-2008] [Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei] Focus Study Group

Title: Focus Study Group
Challenge: 4-Jan-2008 "foreshortened view of everything"
Based on: Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei © Kouji Kumeta / Kodansha / Shaft.

Nozomu walked into his classroom without his eyeglasses. "Did you get contact lenses, Mr. Pink Supervisor?" Kafuka asked.

"No, I just couldn't find my glasses, this morning," Nozomu said. "But I can teach without them."

He opened a book on his podium. Frowning, he narrowed his eyes, and leaned down towards the book until his nose brushed it.

Then he suddenly beat his head against the podium. "I'M IN DESPAIR!! My lack of focus has left me in DESPAIR!!"

"I think we all saw that coming," Kaere said.

"Except him," Chiri said. "Even with glasses, he never sees anything coming."