31_days | [3-Jan-2008] [El-Hazard] Down Muldoon

Title: Down Muldoon
Challenge: 3-Jan-2008 "a mountain of violent sins"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Afura, Kauru, Shayla
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Cruel slapstick humor.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.

Afura and Shayla had brought Kauru to the top of a steep mountain path. "...and this is a second hidden path to our temple," Afura said.

Kauru leaned over for a look. "Goodness! It looks even more steep than the main path— YEEEK!!"

Afura and Shayla suddenly gave Kauru a push. She fell down the path, bouncing along it like a pinball. "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!..."

"I almost feel sorry for her," Afura said.

"Aw, c'mon," Shayla said. "We've been waiting for this moment since Miz pushed us down this path."

"That's why I said 'almost'," Afura said.