31_days | [27-Dec-2007] [Love Hina] Ice Queened

Title: Ice Queened
Challenge: 27-Dec-2007 "eating outdoors one cold winter"
Based on: Love Hina
Characters: Mutsumi, Naru
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Weird adult humor.
Notes: The final entry of MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival. Reader discretion is advised.

Love Hina © Ken Akamatsu / Kodansha / Love Hina Onsen Kumiai / TV Tokyo / Bandai Entertainment.

Mutsumi and Naru were bathing in the hot springs on a cold winter night.

Naru stood up to leave, but promptly sat down again. "Cuh- Cuh- COLD!!"

"Let's hug," Mutsumi said. "We can keep each other warm."

"Alright," Naru said. They embraced, stood, left the waters, and froze— literally.

"Muh- my feet are fuh- frozen to the puh- path," Naru whimpered.

"Me too," a seemingly impervious Mutsumi said, "and we've frozen together."

Then Mutsumi giggled. "You're growing icicles! Mmm... Oopth. I throthe my thongue tho youh fathe."

I hope we freeze to death, Naru thought, before we're found like this.