31_days | [26-Dec-2007] [You're Under Arrest!] Attack Her Attacker

Title: Attack Her Attacker
Challenge: 26-Dec-2007 "tell me, is pain to be cherished?"
Based on: You're Under Arrest!
Characters: Miyuki, Natsumi
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Violence and creepy adult humor.
Notes: Continuing MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival. Reader discretion is advised.

You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.

Natsumi was teaching a womens' self-defense class. Natsumi's usual punching bag (Kenny) was unavailable, and Miyuki had agreed to "play" a rather unconvincing mugger.

"...and you don't need extensive training in martial arts to defend yourself," Natsumi said to her students. "You only need a cool head and a keen eye. Miyuki? Try to attack me."

Miyuki charged at Natsumi. With her freakish strength, Natsumi grabbed Miyuki, effortlessly body-slammed her face-up on an exercise mat, and pushed one knee under her chin to hold her down. "*urk*" said Miyuki.

Natsumi quickly helped Miyuki stand up. "You OK?" she whispered. Miyuki nodded breathlessly.

"In that case— Class? Here's another move." Natsumi grabbed Miyuki's arm and twisted it back. Miyuki cried out dramatically and went down on her knees.

"Are you sure you're alright!?" Natsumi whispered again.

"Natsumi?" said Miyuki. "Do the body slam again. Please."

Natsumi gaped at Miyuki. "Wha!?..." she hissed. "Miyuki!? Are you enjoying this!?"

"Yes," an embarrassed Miyuki said. "I'm sorry, Natsumi. Is this going to weird you out?"

Natsumi grinned maniacally, cracked her knuckles, and answered with just the right amount of sadistic glee. "Nah! In fact, I'm gonna clean yer clock!!"

"Thank you," Miyuki said submissively.