31_days | [25-Dec-2007] [Azumanga Daioh] Nyamo Means No

Title: Nyamo Means No
Challenge: 25-Dec-2007 "commitment is a sin unto one's self"
Based on: Azumanga Daioh
Characters: Mrs. Kimura, Nyamo
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Creepy adult humor.
Notes: Continuing MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival. Reader discretion is advised.

Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.

Nyamo and Mrs. Kimura were chatting during a quiet moment at the sports fest.

"The weather should be lovely, this weekend," Mrs. Kimura said. "Are you doing anything, Miss Kurosawa?"

"Probably not," Nyamo admitted.

"You should enjoy yourself while you're single. Marriage is wonderful, but it can be... stifling..."

Nyamo blinked. "Er... I'm sorry..."

"You're so sweet," Mrs. Kimura said. "If you're not busy? Would you like to?..." She whispered in Nyamo's ear.

OH GOD INDIRECT KIMURA CONTACT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD UNCLEAN UNHOLY WRONG WRONG WRONG!!, Nyamo thought to herself.

"Um... no, thank you," Nyamo said weakly.