[22-Dec-2007] [Fruits Basket] Love Scene Scene

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Title: Love Scene Scene
Challenge: 22-Dec-2007 "as unique as white bread"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: Ayame (mentioned), Hatori, Shigure
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Adult humor.
Notes: Continuing MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival. Reader discretion is advised.

Fruits Basket © Natsuki Takaya / KAKUSENSHA - TV Tokyo - NAS - Furuba Project / FUNimation Productions, Ltd.

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"This is an unexpected visit," Hatori said to Shigure. "Can I help you with something?"

Shigure cast a glance at Hatori's bookshelves. "May I consult your medical library?"

"For your writing?" Hatori asked. "Certainly. Are you researching forensic science for a murder mystery? Or perhaps, a tragic character's rare disease?"

"Actually," Shigure said, "I'm writing a love scene, and it's too 'vanilla'. Where are your books on sexual deviance?"

Hatori face-palmed. "...get out of my office."

"*I* know!" Shigure said. "Since you're a doctor, maybe you could demonstrate something with Ayame for me!—"

"GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!" Hatori shouted.