31_days | [21-Dec-2007] [Fate/stay night] Make War, Not Love

Title: Make War, Not Love
Challenge: 21-Dec-2007 "make war, not love"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Explicit adult humor.
Notes: Continuing MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival. Reader discretion is advised.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Saber and Shirou stood outside a strangely quiet Ryuudou Temple. Saber announced herself to an open window. "Servant Caster!! Show yourself!!"

The only answer was some girlish giggling. Saber and Shirou looked at each other, and then Saber turned back and cleared her throat. "I said—"

Caster came to the window. Her hair was disheveled and her shoulders were bare. "Um, hello," she said. "I'm sorry, but Souichirou and I are 'busy'. Would you mind coming back later?"

"What could be more important than the Holy Grail War!?" Saber shouted indignantly.

Caster smirked. "Saber? I know that you are very serious, and that you first died young. But surely, you are not that narrow-minded and naive?"

An annoyed Saber sighed. "Very well. We shall wait, if we must."

"Actually," Caster said, "why don't you return another day? Souichirou has both stamina and skill, and it might be some time before weEEEEK!!" With a happy squeal, she was pulled away from the window.

'Some time'? Saber thought jealously. How long?... And how many times?...

"Saber?" a clueless Shirou asked. "Is something wrong?"

"We must train... together," Saber declared. "And you must be able to surpass Souichirou in every way."

Shirou gulped.