31_days | [19-Dec-2007] [El-Hazard] Leg Lockdown

Title: Leg Lockdown
Challenge: 19-Dec-2007 "separation anxiety"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Ifurita, Makoto
Type: Humor / romance; 200 words
Warnings: VERY explicit adult humor (about as explicit as anything I've ever written).
Notes: Continuing MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival. Reader discretion is advised.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.

"Good morning, Makoto."

"*ngh*... G'morning, Ifu... uh... Ifurita?"

"Yes?"

"I know last night was our first night together, after I rescued you and restored you... and believe me, I wish it could have lasted forever..."

"As do I, dearest Makoto."

"...but it's morning now, and you're still clutching me— with unbreakable demon-god strength. And you've wrapped your legs around my waist. You're holding me in the most compromising position imaginable."

"Are you displeased? You just said, you wish it could have lasted forever."

"Ifurita, you can't cling to me like this forever."

"No, but I am fully charged, and my demon-god muscles do not cramp. I should be able to maintain this position for about ten years."

"Uh, okay. But you can't keep me like this for ten years."

"The Floristica palace staff could hand-feed you, bathe you, and conduct your business affairs. And if we actively make love regularly, that should provide sufficient exercise."

"...you've put some thought into this."

"I had ten thousand years to ponder it... Oh, Makoto! I have slept alone for an eternity, only dreaming of holding you. Please... let me hold you for awhile longer..."

"Well, sure. I've been in worse spots than this."