31_days | [18-Dec-2007] [Excel Saga] Mad About You

Title: Mad About You
Challenge: 18-Dec-2007 "her own brand of sanity"
Based on: Excel Saga
Characters: Excel
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Creepy adult humor.
Notes: Continuing MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival. Reader discretion is advised.

Excel Saga © Young King Ours / J. C. Staff / ADV Films.

Excel was escorted to some new living quarters by two nice young men in clean white coats.

"This room is so soft and warm!" Excel said, as she wriggled in her straitjacket. "And my new 'uniform' is so comfortable! Does it suit me?"

"The man who had you committed specifically requested it for you," the first man said.

"Oh, I hope Il-Paratzo visits me soon!" Excel sighed deeply, fell to the padded floor, and writhed in a deeply disturbing way. "Aahn, Il-Paratzo-sama!!..."

"Either she's completely insane," the second man said to the first, "or else both of them are perverts."