[14-Dec-2007] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Structured Query Adult Language

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Title: Structured Query Adult Language
Challenge: 14-Dec-2007 "I love you in different languages"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Kyon, Yuki
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Explicit adult humor.
Notes: Announcing MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival (today thru the 27th)! Reader discretion is advised.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

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"What are you reading today, Miss Nagato?" asked Kyon.

"Erotica," said Yuki.

Kyon sweat-dropped. "...really?"

Yuki handed her book to him. "Introduction To Structured Query Language!?" Kyon asked. "You're just teasing me."

He read a random page. "'SELECT user_id, user_name FROM logs LEFT JOIN users WHERE log_type = newusers'... Miss Nagato!?"

Yuki was breathing heavily and writhing in her chair. "So... bold!..." she gasped.

"Wait— these commands 'work' for you!?" Kyon asked incredulously.

"I am happy that you have SELECTed me," Yuki said. "Come to my apartment tonight. We shall COMMIT a TRANSACTION with multiple INSERTs."

"READ ERROR!!" said Kyon.