[7-Dec-2007] [Love Hina] Hardly A Harem

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Title: Hardly A Harem
Challenge: 7-Dec-2007 "single digits only, please"
Based on: Love Hina
Characters: Haitani, Keitaro, Shirai
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Love Hina © Ken Akamatsu / Kodansha / Love Hina Onsen Kumiai / TV Tokyo / Bandai Entertainment.

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Keitaro walked up to Haitani and Shirai. "Hey, guys! What's going on?... Uh, guys? Is something wrong?"

"Why are you wasting your time with two sad and lonely men?" Haitani growled.

"Why don't you just go back to the Hinata Lodge?" Shirai spat. "Hinata... and your HAREM OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!?"

"Aw, c'mon, guys," Keitaro said nervously. "Besides, there's only five girls who actually live there, plus two or three who visit somewhat... regularly... what!?"

"ONLY FIVE!?" Haitani and Shirai yelled.

Keitaro instinctively took a step back. "Hey, hey! Calm down!!"

"Don't worry!" Haitani yelled. "We're 'ONLY' going to KILL YOU!!"