31_days | [6-Dec-2007] [Fate/stay night] Freeloaders Three

Title: Freeloaders Three
Challenge: 6-Dec-2007 "—fool me thrice, shame on me"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

As Shirou walked through his kitchen, he saw the refrigerator open by itself. He cleared his throat loudly. "*ahem*"

Saber became visible. "Um... hello, Shirou—"

A smiling Shirou reassured her. "If you want a snack, Saber, you don't have to sneak it."

After Saber left, Shirou saw the refrigerator open again. "*ahem*" he said again.

Archer materialized. "Well, you're allowed too, I suppose..." Shirou said reluctantly.

And then, after Archer left, the refrigerator opened yet again. "Who's that!?" Shirou said.

An embarrassed Caster appeared. "Ah... Er..."

"Oh, fer cryin' out loud!" an exasperated Shirou said. "You don't even live here!!"