31_days | [3-Dec-2007] [You're Under Arrest!] Losing Streak

Title: Losing Streak
Challenge: 3-Dec-2007 "losing streak"
Based on: You're Under Arrest!
Characters: Kenny, Miyuki (mentioned), Natsumi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Nudity and adult humor.

You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.

"Let me get this straight," Natsumi said to Kenny, who was cowering behind Natsumi's open apartment door. "You stepped out to get your mail in your bathrobe, and the door locked behind you, and it caught a corner of your bathrobe? And you somehow made it all the way here buck naked?"

"That's right," Kenny said nervously. "Any chance you could help me out without letting Miyuki know?"

Natsumi grinned. "Are you kidding!? Of course not!! What say I 'arrest' you for indecent exposure, and leave you naked and handcuffed for Miyuki?"

"Sounds like a plan," a resigned Kenny said.