ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2007-11-28 10:08 pm

[28-Nov-2007] [El-Hazard] Staff Meeting

Title: Staff Meeting
Challenge: 28-Nov-2007 "caduceus"
Based on: El-Hazard (The Wanderers)
Characters: TV-Ifurita, Jinnai
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.


Jinnai found TV-Ifurita sitting at attention. Her key-staff was leaning against the table next to her.

"What are you doing, Ifurita?" asked Jinnai, not really wanting to know.

"Queen Deva said that you wanted to hold a staff meeting," Ifurita said.

"That doesn't mean I want to meet with your staff!!" Jinnai yelled.

"Why not?" Ifurita's key-staff said, in a hurt voice.

Jinnai froze. His mouth slowly fell open. Suddenly, he ran away screaming.

Ifurita sighed. "Staff-chan! I asked you not to speak until I introduced you!"

"Please don't call me 'Staff-chan'," the key-staff said.

"'Kay, Staff-chan," Ifurita said cheerfully.