[9-Sep-2007] [Fruits Basket] Royalty Off

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Title: Royalty Off
Challenge: 9-Sep-2007 "you’re the model of a charmless man"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: Kyou, Uo, Yuki (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Fruits Basket © Natsuki Takaya / KAKUSENSHA - TV Tokyo - NAS - Furuba Project / FUNimation Productions, Ltd.

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"Somethin' wrong, Carrot Top?" Uo asked Kyou.

"Yuki's been whining about the 'Prince Yuki Fan Club' again," Kyou said. "I'm not jealous, but it's still annoying to hear someone complain about being the center of attention, y'know?"

"Aw, don't worry." Uo patted Kyou's head in a condescending way. "Yuki might be 'Prince Charming', but you'll always be the 'King Of The Idiots'."

"Ha ha," Kyou said. "Very funny."

"The 'Duke Of Doofuses'," Uo said.

"That's enough," Kyou growled.

"'Baron Of Grey Matter'," Uo said, trying not to burst out laughing at herself.

"Must— not— punch— girls!" Kyou said to himself.