[29-Aug-2007] [Love Hina] Punch In Punch Out

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Title: Punch In Punch Out
Challenge: 29-Aug-2007 "the woes of my heart having glimpsed you"
Based on: Love Hina
Characters: Keitaro, Kitsune, Naru
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Love Hina © Ken Akamatsu / Kodansha / Love Hina Onsen Kumiai / TV Tokyo / Bandai Entertainment.

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"Why so glum, little chum?" Kitsune cheerfully asked a brooding Keitaro.

"I saw Naru nekkid again," Keitaro said, "and I got away before she punched me over the horizon."

"And this is a bad thing?" Kitsune asked.

As if on cue, Naru walked up. "Keitaro!!" she snapped. "I need to review your record of 'sightings'."

Keitaro reluctantly handed an accounting workbook to Naru. She flipped through it, and frowned. "I'll have to add an extra ten-percent pain penalty to this overdue beating."

"Understood," a resigned Keitaro said.

It's sad how everything has become so strictly regulated, Kitsune thought to herself.