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[Aug 22][D.Gray-man] 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, paraphased
Title: 100 Bottles on the wall, paraphased
Theme: August 22 - This red, red moon
Series: D. Gray-man
Character/Pairing: No pairings
Rating: PG
"Ninety-nine exorcists on the waaaaall~ er..er, Rhode-sama, I can't remember the next line?" The akuma cringed.
Rhode-sama swung her legs and sighed. The newer akuma still retained enough human memories and could carry a tune, but the more evolved ones often had difficulty following the melody line. But then, they could barely figure out what a straight line was, unless it involved attacking.
"It's in the wrong order, anyway, not to mention that most of them are really just members of the Dark Religious Organisation." Lord Tiki Mick said, fastidiously stepping over a body. "You're supposed to be counting down, Rhode darling. Are we done yet? I'd like a bath now."
"You told me to keep track," Rhode pointed out. "I suppose we can leave now."
Lord Tiki Mick extended his arm, and she just as gravely took it, twirling her umbrella. The way home opened before them.
"Oh, wait," she said, "I'd forgotten something." The umbrella went point down. The man could not scream, since she'd removed his tongue, nor flail his arms and legs since he had none anymore, but he still writhed like a pinned bug. She removed her umbrella.
"A hundred exorcists," said Rhode Camelot Noah with satisfaction. "Sing it for the Earl for you me, will you?"
Obediently, the akuma begun once more. "One hundred exorcists on the waaaaall. Taaaake one down, pass it around, ninety-NINE exorcists on the waaaaall~"
The akuma delivered the report in its entirety. The Millenium Earl continued to knit through the whole song, though he joined in the last line.
"..one exorcist on the wall,
take one down and pass it around,
no more exorcists on the waaaaall~"
Theme: August 22 - This red, red moon
Series: D. Gray-man
Character/Pairing: No pairings
Rating: PG
"Ninety-nine exorcists on the waaaaall~ er..er, Rhode-sama, I can't remember the next line?" The akuma cringed.
Rhode-sama swung her legs and sighed. The newer akuma still retained enough human memories and could carry a tune, but the more evolved ones often had difficulty following the melody line. But then, they could barely figure out what a straight line was, unless it involved attacking.
"It's in the wrong order, anyway, not to mention that most of them are really just members of the Dark Religious Organisation." Lord Tiki Mick said, fastidiously stepping over a body. "You're supposed to be counting down, Rhode darling. Are we done yet? I'd like a bath now."
"You told me to keep track," Rhode pointed out. "I suppose we can leave now."
Lord Tiki Mick extended his arm, and she just as gravely took it, twirling her umbrella. The way home opened before them.
"Oh, wait," she said, "I'd forgotten something." The umbrella went point down. The man could not scream, since she'd removed his tongue, nor flail his arms and legs since he had none anymore, but he still writhed like a pinned bug. She removed her umbrella.
"A hundred exorcists," said Rhode Camelot Noah with satisfaction. "Sing it for the Earl for you me, will you?"
Obediently, the akuma begun once more. "One hundred exorcists on the waaaaall. Taaaake one down, pass it around, ninety-NINE exorcists on the waaaaall~"
The akuma delivered the report in its entirety. The Millenium Earl continued to knit through the whole song, though he joined in the last line.
"..one exorcist on the wall,
take one down and pass it around,
no more exorcists on the waaaaall~"