31_days | [30-Jul-2007] [Oh My Goddess!] Every Breath You Take

Title: Every Breath You Take
Challenge: 30-Jul-2007 "this is not a love song"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Belldandy / Keiichi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Cute creepiness.

Keiichi overheard Belldandy humming a familiar song to herself. "Every breath you take... Every move you make... I'll be watching you..."

"I didn't know you liked that song," Keiichi said.

"Yes," Belldandy said. "I especially like the lyrics."

Keiichi blinked. "You do?"

"Oh, yes. It's as if the song was written about me... and you."

"Uh, Bell? You know that isn't a love song, right? It's actually about an obsessive stalker."

"What do you mean?" Belldandy suddenly embraced Keiichi. "As a Yggdrasil goddess, I've always watched every move you make."

Keiichi gulped. "Seriously weirded out here," he said out loud.