31_days | [26-Jul-2007] [Rozen Maiden] Pet Theory

Title: Pet Theory
Challenge: 26-Jul-2007 "space up for rent if you'll be an animal sort of companion"
Based on: Rozen Maiden
Characters: Jun, Nori, Shinku (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Creepy adult humor.
Notes: This is just completely and utterly WRONG.

Rozen Maiden © PEACH-PIT / Nomad / Geneon.

An upset Nori confronted Jun. "This came in the mail today," she said, holding up a leash and collar. "Did you order it!?"

A painfully embarrassed Jun looked away. "Uhm..." he started to say.

"Jun, how could you!?" Nori cried. "Even though Shinku is only a doll, she's still a person!"

Jun cut her off. "Uh, Nori?... Uhm... it was her idea. Or rather, her command. And... she isn't the one who's going to wear it."

Nori blinked. Then she suddenly giggled. "My little brother's growing up and becoming a pervert!" she said proudly.

"IT WASN'T MY IDEA!!" Jun yelled.