31_days | [24-Jul-2007] [El-Hazard] Smoking Is El-Hazardous To Your Health

Title: Smoking Is El-Hazardous To Your Health
Challenge: 24-Jul-2007 "you are second hand smoke"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Afura, Fujisawa, Shayla
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Cartoon violence.

(Posted about 45 minutes late due to today's LiveJournal outage.)

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.

Afura and Shayla were chatting with Fujisawa. "Have you given up smoking for good?" Afura asked.

"Yup!" Fujisawa said proudly. "I haven't had a smoke for weeks."

"Good for you," Shayla said. "I know it ain't easy not ta smoke. Even Afura smokes, now and then."

Afura raised an eyebrow. "Shayla, what are you talking about? I've never smoked in my lifeEEEEK!!"

Before Afura could react, Shayla triggered her lamp, and engulfed Afura in a mostly-harmless fireball.

"Sure you have," Shayla said smugly. "You're smokin' right now."

A disheveled, lightly-charred and smoking Afura scowled. "Hate. You. SO. Much," she growled.