[18-Jul-2007] [Rozen Maiden] Why Ask Why

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Title: Why Ask Why
Challenge: 18-Jul-2007 "100 questions"
Based on: Rozen Maiden
Characters: Hinaichigo, Jun, (spoiler)
Type: Humor / parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Animaniacs (Buttons And Mindy) © Warner Brothers Entertainment.
Rozen Maiden © PEACH-PIT / Nomad / Geneon.

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Hinaichigo walked up to Jun, who was sitting at his desk. "Whatcha doin'?" she asked in a baby-doll voice.

"Oh, just surfing the Internet," Jun said.

"Why-yyy?"

"Because there's nothing better to do."

"Why-yyy?"

"Because... well... I don't like going outside."

"Why-yyy?"

"Because— look, why don't you go draw a picture, or watch TV with Shinku, or something?"

"'Kay," Hinaichigo said. "Love you buh-bye!"

As Hinaichigo trotted away, Jun sighed. Those dolls mean well, he thought to himself, but they can be so incredibly annoying. Maybe they'll leave me alone for awhile—

"What are you doing, chibi human desu?"

"ARRGH!!"