31_days | [16-Jul-2007] [Azumanga Daioh] Posturing

Title: Posturing
Challenge: 16-Jul-2007 "she is parallel to her rectum at all times"
Based on: Azumanga Daioh
Characters: Chiyo, Tomo, Yomi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild slapstick violence.

Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.

Chiyo noticed that Tomo was slouching at her desk, even more than usual.

"Tomo-chan, you should sit up straight," Chiyo said. "Good posture encourages good attitude."

"Good attitude?" Tomo said. "Yeah, what-ev-er."

"Look at how straight Miss Yomi sits at her desk," Chiyo said. Yomi smiled smugly to herself.

"When Miss Yomi sits up straight like that," Chiyo continued, "it helps her to concentrate on the—"

"Huh," Tomo said. "I thought Yomi sat up straight like that because she has a stick up her AAUGH!!"

"Good posture also allows Miss Yomi to administer dope-slaps more quickly and easily," Chiyo noted.