[11-Jul-2007] [Galaxy Angel] High Caliber Girl

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Title: High Caliber Girl
Challenge: 11-Jul-2007 "size was never so daunting"
Based on: Galaxy Angel
Characters: Forte, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Cheesy adult humor.

Galaxy Angel © BROCCOLI / Madhouse / Bandai Visual / Bandai Entertainment.

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Commander O'Huey was introducing a pair of prospective clients to the Angel Troupe. "And this," he said, "is Forte Stollen, our resident weapons expert."

Forte held up two high-caliber pistols and struck a dramatic pose. "Atcher service," she said proudly.

"Just look at the size of her shooters!" one of the male prospects said admiringly.

The other man agreed enthusiastically. "She's got a sweet little arsenal on her."

Forte dropped her arms, hung her head and sighed. "Yeah, yeah. 'And she has big guns, too.' Honestly, I've heard this routine so many times, it hardly even offends me any more."