31_days | [3-May-2007] [Fate/stay night] Hot Plate Armor

Title: Hot Plate Armor
Challenge: 3-May-2007 "and they call it summer"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Saber, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Saber was working in Shirou's back yard, wielding metal-shaping tools and a bit of magic.

Shirou walked up. "What are you making?" he asked.

"I was training in my armor," Saber said, "and I almost passed out from the heat. I am from Britannia, and I am not used to this climate."

Shirou agreed. "I hate these hot humid Japanese summers."

"So, I am constructing lighter armor more appropriate for this field of battle." Saber held up a skimpy two-piece metal bikini held together with strands of chain mail.

I love these hot humid Japanese summers, Shirou thought to himself.