[2-May-2007] [Love Hina] Steamed Vegetables

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Title: Steamed Vegetables
Challenge: 2-May-2007 "one by one the nights will fall"
Based on: Love Hina
Characters: Motoko, Naru
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild gruesome humor.

Love Hina © Ken Akamatsu / Kodansha / Love Hina Onsen Kumiai / TV Tokyo / Bandai Entertainment.

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Motoko found Naru lazing in the Hinata hot springs.

"You should not spend night after night bathing at length, sempai," said Motoko, as she sat beside Naru. "Do you not have exams soon?"

"You're right," Naru said without moving, "but I'm too deeply relaxed to move. Would you mind dragging me out of here?"

"I cannot," Motoko said. "I am already so relaxed that I cannot move either."

"Uh oh. Now we're both trapped."

"If someone else does not rescue us, the steaming hot water will eventually poach our flesh."

"I'm so relaxed," Naru said, "that I'm okay with that."