[17-Apr-2007] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] As You Wish

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Title: As You Wish
Challenge: 17-Apr-2007 "as one wishes"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Itsuki, Kyon
Type: Humor / parody / romance?; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.
The Princess Bride © Act III Communications / The Princess Bride Ltd.

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"KYON!!" said Haruhi. "Bring me that book!!"

A grumbling Kyon carried the book up to Haruhi's desk and handed it to her. "As you wish," he said dramatically.

He returned to his chair, sitting with a sigh. But then, he noticed Haruhi's strangely happy expression. "What!?..."

"According to the Agency," Itsuki whispered, "Haruhi recently watched The Princess Bride for the first time."

"So?" Kyon asked.

Itsuki quoted the movie. "When he was saying 'As you wish', what he meant was, 'I love you.'"

Kyon glanced at Haruhi again. Her eyes had gone all shiny.

"Hoo boy," Kyon said to himself.