[16-Apr-2007] [You're Under Arrest!] Doin' Time

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Title: Doin' Time
Challenge: 16-Apr-2007 "time"
Based on: You're Under Arrest!
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.

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A criminal suspect spoke to Natsumi as he waited to be processed. "What's a pretty young girl like you doin' here?"

"Hush, you," Natsumi said.

"It's a shame for you to spend the best years of your life behind a desk."

"I said, be quiet," an annoyed Natsumi said.

"Just think," the suspect said, "I'll be out on bail soon, but you'll be stuck in here until you retire."

"ARRGH!!" said Natsumi.

                

"Where's Tsujimoto?" The Chief asked Miyuki.

Miyuki fidgeted. "She sold all her belongings, moved out, and left for Hawaii to become a beach bum."

The Chief sighed. "Again!?"