31_days | [25-Mar-2007] [Fate/stay night] Dragon Heart

Title: Dragon Heart
Challenge: 25-Mar-2007 "I can slay a dragon any old week"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Saber (mentioned), Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Rather explicit adult humor and an inside joke.
Notes: This probably takes place shortly after episode 15 of the anime.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

"We have to repeat the, uh, procedure to replentish Saber's mana?" Shirou asked Rin. "Alright. I'll do anything it takes for Saber to survive."

"You said that, the last time we did this, a dragon tore off your arm," Rin said.

"It doesn't matter!" Shirou said. "It only happened in Saber's 'core'. And besides, I'd literally give an arm and a leg for Saber to be alright."

"The thing is," Rin said, "this time, it might not be your arm."

Rin and Shirou looked at each other. And then, they both looked down, between Shirou's legs.

"I'm out," Shirou said.