31_days | [20-Mar-2007] [Tenchi Muyo!] She Thinks The World Of You

Title: She Thinks The World Of You
Challenge: 20-Mar-2007 "what was just a world is a star tonight"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo! (Tenchi Universe)
Characters: Kiyone, Washu
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Just an excuse to paraphrase a joke from The Young Ones.

Tenchi Muyo! (Tenchi Universe) © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon / FUNimation.

Kiyone at the doorway of Washu's laboratory. "Little Washu? I just got this report from Galaxy Police HQ..."

"Oh?" Washu said. "Is something wrong?"

"Apparently, a previously stable sun just went nova. Its planetary system was uninhabited, and no one was hurt. But the explosion closed a high-traffic hyperspace route, and GP HQ has had plenty of complaints."

"That's too bad, hon," Washu said, "but what does it have to do with me?"

Kiyone narrowed her eyes, and silently regarded Washu with obvious suspicion.

"Honestly!" Washu huffed. "Every time a star explodes in this galaxy, everybody blames poor Little Washu!"