[2-Mar-2007] [Fate/stay night] What If They Had A War And Nobody Came?

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Title: What If They Had A War And Nobody Came?
Challenge: 2-Mar-2007 "leave the lies ill-concealed and the wounds never healed and the games not worth winning"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Very mild adult humor.
Notes: Probably already done in parody doujinshi, but still a fun idea.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

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Lancer and Gilgamesh found Kotomine reading a letter. "Who's that from?" Lancer asked.

"The other Masters and Servants," Kotomine said. "Apparently, Saber and her Master, Archer and his Master, and especially Caster and her Master, have all decided to enjoy each other's company, rather than pursue the Holy Grail."

"Is this a joke!?" Gilgamesh cried.

"Hardly," Kotomine said. "Their alliance convinced Rider and her Master to withdraw, and then, Berserker and his Master. Which leaves us, more or less."

"What shall we do?" Gilgamesh asked.

Kotomine shrugged. "'Make love, not war'?"

"Don't look at me and say that," Lancer growled.