31_days | [31-Oct-2006] [Fate/stay night] Bumping Ugliness

Title: Bumping Ugliness
Challenge: 31-Oct-2006 "what goes bump in the night"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Ilya (mentioned), Rin, Saber, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Rather explicit adult humor.
Notes: Poor Rin.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Rin lay in her futon, late in the evening, her eyes wide open. She couldn't sleep because of a rhythmic bumping in another room. *bump* *bump* *bump*

Is that Shirou and Saber!?, she thought. I mean, not that *I* care, but still—

She suddenly overheard Shirou from the hallway. "Ilya!! Stop bouncing that ball!! Miss Tohsaka is trying to sleep!!"

Rin giggled, and closed her eyes. It was only Ilya, she thought. It wasn't Shirou and Saber at all.

Then Rin overheard Saber call out. "Shirou? Please come back to bed. We weren't finished yet."

Rin's eyes snapped open again.