[3-Oct-2006] [Fate/stay night] Bleeding Colors

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Title: Bleeding Colors
Challenge: 3-Oct-2006 "snow white rose red"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Sakura, Saber
Type: Humor?; 100 words
Warnings: Gruesome humor.
Notes: Looks like FSN is going to get the "blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth" jokes.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

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Sakura found Saber hard at work over an old-fashioned tub and washboard. "Have you always done your own laundry?" Sakura asked.

"Since I was a small child," Saber said. "A woman must be able to take care of her own needs."

"You certainly do get your clothes clean," Sakura said. "Your blouses are always so crisp and white."

"It isn't easy," Saber said, "especially when they are as badly soiled as this." She held up another blouse that was thoroughly stained with her own blood.

Sakura passed out.

"Perhaps I shall have to pre-soak this blouse," Saber said to herself.