[16-Sep-2006] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Your God Is Fear

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Title: Your God Is Fear
Challenge: 16-Sep-2006 "a psychopathic god"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi (mentioned), Kyon (speaking)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Misogynic humor.
Notes: From Kyon's POV.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

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I've heard of the Egyptian god Seth, who murdered his own brother, before he was cast into the desert lands of the dead.

I've heard of the Greek god Cronus, who devoured his own children in a futile effort to remain the supreme ruler of Olympus.

And I've heard that a mortal who gazes upon Baal-Ael of the Old High Ones shall be rendered insane.

And yet, none of these gods are as infuriatingly irrational, as terrifyingly unpredictable, and as much of a threat to the continued existance of all humanity, as Haruhi Suzumiya at "that time of the month."