31_days | [14-Sep-2006] [Fruits Basket] Parting Is Such Sweet Yaoi

Title: Parting Is Such Sweet yaoi
Challenge: 14-Sep-2006 "Orinda and Lucasia"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: Ayame, Kyou, Shigure, Yuki
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.

(Cross-posted to 100_fruit, for the "return" challenge.)

Fruits Basket © Natsuki Takaya / KAKUSENSHA - TV Tokyo - NAS - Furuba Project / FUNimation Productions, Ltd.
"Orinda To Lucasia Parting" by Katherine Philips.

After an interminable visit, Ayame was saying his goodbyes to Shigure at the door. Yuki and Kyou hung back, impatiently waiting for Ayame to leave.

"Dearest friend," Ayame said dramatically. "Keep me in your heart until I return."

"Fare thee well, o noble soul," an equally dramatic Shigure said.

Kyou rolled his eyes. "Why don't you kiss each other goodbye while you're at it?"

Without skipping a beat, a grinning Shigure held Ayame's face and planted one on him.

"AAUGH!!" said Kyou. "MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!"

"One of these days," Yuki said irritably, "you'll learn to keep your mouth shut."