31_days | [21-Jul-2006] [El-Hazard] They Know Us At The Spa

Title: They Know Us At The Spa
Challenge: 21-Jul-2006 "treat him like a lady"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Fatora, Makoto
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.
"They Know Us At The Spa" by Johnny Socko.

"Is something wrong, Fatora?" asked Makoto.

"I just came back from the royal spa!" Fatora said. "They told me that I had just been there!"

Makoto shrugged. "Since we look alike, and since I'm regularly forced to 'dress up' and stand in for you, I thought I was entitled to some of your perks— URK!!"

A seething Fatora grabbed Makoto by his neck. "LISTEN, YOU!!—" she yelled.

Makoto struggled in Fatora's unexpectedly strong grip. "What!?" he gasped.

Fatora released Makoto's neck and brushed his face. "Your skin is so soft!"

"It's the seaweed wrap," Makoto said earnestly. "It's wonderfully cleansing."