[26-Dec-2005] [Oh My Goddess!] Walk This Way

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Title: Walk This Way
Challenge: 26-Dec-2005 / "when I walk crazy, I walk right"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Peorth, Urd, Skuld
Type: Humor; 100 words
Rating: PG, for politically-incorrect cartoonish explodey violence.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

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Peorth stepped out of the temple, and found Urd stumbling through the front yard. "Are you drunk?" Peorth asked.

"Nope," said Urd, as she staggered forwards. "If you walk in our yard, you'd better walk this way."

Peorth walked out towards her. "But why--"

The ground under Peorth's feet exploded. With a surprised shriek, the invulnerable Yggdrasil goddess was blasted into the next prefecture.

Skuld darted up, to see what was happening. "Urd!?" she shouted. "Why are you walking in our home-security Skuld-bomb mine field!? Why didn't you just fly over it!?"

Urd smirked. "Because I am Da Bomb."