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[13-Apr-2017] [Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei] Doubleplus Ungood
Title: Doubleplus Ungood
Prompt: 13-Apr-2017 "my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice"
Based on: Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei
Characters: Nozomu, Kafuka, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
"Did anyone read about the latest scandal in today's newspaper?" Nozomu asked his class.
After no one raised their hand, Nozomu held his face in his own hands. "Are NONE of you concerned over the depths to which we as a nation, as a society, as a people, have SUNK!?"
"It's best not to worry about it," Kafuka said. "If you worry 'bout your troubles, you'll only make them double."
"I'M IN DESPAIR!!" Nozomu cried predictably. "Being in DESPAIR has recursively left me in DESPAIR!!"
"Told you so," Kafuka said cheerfully. "You're twice as good at despair as I am."
Prompt: 13-Apr-2017 "my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice"
Based on: Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei
Characters: Nozomu, Kafuka, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
"Did anyone read about the latest scandal in today's newspaper?" Nozomu asked his class.
After no one raised their hand, Nozomu held his face in his own hands. "Are NONE of you concerned over the depths to which we as a nation, as a society, as a people, have SUNK!?"
"It's best not to worry about it," Kafuka said. "If you worry 'bout your troubles, you'll only make them double."
"I'M IN DESPAIR!!" Nozomu cried predictably. "Being in DESPAIR has recursively left me in DESPAIR!!"
"Told you so," Kafuka said cheerfully. "You're twice as good at despair as I am."