ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2017-04-06 10:30 pm

[6-Apr-2017] [Doctor Who] Up To Eleven

Title: Up To Eleven
Prompt: 6-Apr-2017 "there is no sorrow that lasts a thousand years" and dw100 #647 "jest"
Based on: Doctor Who
Characters: The Doctor and the Doctor
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: To be concluded tomorrow.

The First Doctor stumbled out of a malfunctioning and heavily-smoking TARDIS. "Confounded machine," he growled.

"*ahem* Might I be of assistance?"

The Doctor turned to find a young man standing behind him, sporting a bow-tie and an eager smile.

"Surely you jest!" the Doctor said. "What could a young fellow like you know of the mechanisms of dimensionally-transcendental time travel!?"

"Everything you know," the Eleventh Doctor said smugly, "plus an additional millennium of experience... if you see what I mean."

"Ah," the First Doctor said. "Well, if you've just arrived, that means I WAS able to leave at SOME point."