ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2017-04-05 11:00 pm

[5-Apr-2017] [Touhou Project] The Wrongest Strongest

Title: The Wrongest Strongest
Prompt: 5-Apr-2017 "inside her heart, the innermost chamber was lined with frost"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Meiling, Cirno
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: The Stupid, It Burns.

Cirno was pestering Meiling at the mansion front gate again. "Could you teach me some fighting techniques?" Cirno asked.

"I guess I could try," Meiling said, playing along with Cirno's ego. "But I thought you were already the strongest of them all."

"It's not enough to be the strongest," the cute little ice fairy declared solemnly. "I wish to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Meiling held her face in her hands. "If you want to hear the lamentations of women," she whimpered, "I have a few right now."

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