[31-Jul-2010] [Doctor Who] Regeneration Denigration

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Title: Regeneration Denigration
Challenge: 31-Jul-2010 "You've been outright offensive for so long now"
Based on: Doctor Who
Characters: Peri, the Sixth Doctor
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

(Thanks, it's been real.)

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The Sixth Doctor and Peri walked up to a seemingly mild-mannered alien. "Excuse me—" the Doctor began.

"Oh, it's you," the alien said. "What do you want, you smug insufferable jerk!?"

"I think he knows you, Doctor," an amused Peri said.

"Not personally," the alien said, "but our world has long known of the Doctor's current incarnation. His admittedly admirable accomplishments are surpassed only by his own ego."

"Tell me about it," Peri said. "You should try traveling with him."

"Oh, you poor thing!" the alien said in genuine sympathy.

"You know," an irked Doctor said, "I am still here!!"